Unpopular (maybe) opinion: being a perfectionist and owning your perfection is totally fine, if it's true! Here's an example of vibrator perfection for your consideration: the Bang! collection's Glow-In-The-Dark Bullet.

Aside from a super-sleek tapered shape and a simple design that's great for all levels of toy experience, this wireless, travel-perfect Bullet features twenty-one speeds of exquisitely powerful vibration. See? Perfection!

The Bang! Bullet's super smooth shape won't get in the way of just about any position or act, so it's great for bringing to bed with someone and just as stupendous when flying solo. A note: this Bang! vibe is great for external play, but it's not the best choice for penetration and shouldn't go near your butt.  

A button at the bullet's base or the long-range (25') remote activates and cycles through twenty-one vibration possibilities. Pass the remote to a partner for some unexpected sexiness, or keep it all to yourself.

The ABS plastic and hypoallergenic silicone Bang! Bullet is body-safe and easy to clean and maintain. Wash it with mild soap and water or your favorite toy care fluid/foam. You can add slipperiness with any water-based lube you love, but please keep your Bullet away from silicone-based lubes. USB rechargeable, cord included. The remote takes a CR2032 battery, which is also included. Waterproof.