You'll have to excuse the obviousness of the following statement, but here it is: plenty of folks love to play with their or their partners' butts or have theirs played with. It's true! Maybe you've been searching high and low, crossing oceans and scaling mountains to find just the right tool to help you in your anal enjoyment quests. Thanks to the Admiral Advanced Beaded Probe, your quest has ended.

Ready to be enjoyed by one and all, the non-vibrating Beaded Probe features a sexy, swollen shape that's practically guaranteed to hit the spot(s).

The Probe slips comfily inside with help from a favorite water-based lube. Once in position, it finds prostate glands and other inner anal erogenous zones with no trouble at all.

Like any good butt toy, the Probe's ringed base is wide and distinct. This feature helps prevent too-deep slips and lets you play worry-free. Bonus: it also doubles as a handle for easy adjustments and removal.

The Advanced Beaded Probe is body-safe and easy to clean and care for in hypoallergenic high-end silicone. You will, of course, be using lots of lube with this vibe, so please stock up on your favorite water-based formula beforehand.